Take two points called A and B, and find the slope so easily,
Rise over Run, of the line through them.

In between, now there is a point, its name is C, and I surely don’t…
Wanna underestimate its importance.

‘Cause what the point proves now is the Mean Value Theorem,
Which holds for continuous curves.

‘Cause the slopes at point C and the line that I mention,
Are equal as can be observed.

*I don’t know what the world may need,
But another theorem’s a good start for me.
Take two points of the same height on a function.

C’s still the point that’s in between,
That Theorem of Value sure is Mean.
Think I mean that it’s time to extend it.

*Cause what the world needs now are some true words of wisdom
Like Horizontal Tangent at Point C, yeah.

Cause what the curve needs now is another slope of zero
Like I need a Rolle in my head.

*These lines are the same as the original.