Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, How tough are your two branches. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, To pass, what are my chances? Derivatives, I cannot take, At integrals my fingers shake. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, How tough are your two branches. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your theorems I can't master. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, My proofs are a disaster. You pull a trick out of the air, Or find a reason, God knows where. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your theorems I can't master. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your problems do distress me. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Related rates depress me. I cut out boxes in my sleep, And max and min do make me weep. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, Your problems do distress me. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, My limit I am reaching. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, For mercy, I'm beseeching. My grades do not approach a B, They're just an epsilon from D. Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus, My limit I am reaching. |