Calculus
(Tune of Yesterday)

[from Dr. T's Lonely Staff Club Band
written by Meep, Dave, with some help from the rest of the Mathcamp 1999 staff]
Calculus
I don't see whats all the fuss
I've got some issues that I must discuss
Oh I dont get this calculus

Epsilon - where have all those pesky deltas gone
I think this series just goes on and on
but I must bound by epsilon.

dy dt adds discontinuity
It's such an awful fate
I learned, one day
the Riemann way
and now I can't integrate

Calculus - switching limits you must distrust
unless you've got bounds and then it's justified in our calculus

dy dt adds discontinuity
It's such an awful fate
I learned, one day
the Riemann way and now I can't integrate

Calculus - switching limits you must distrust
unless you've got bounds and then it's justified in our calculus