Family Member | Birth State | Beverage | Song |
Ben | Colorado | Kick-a-Poo Juice | Come, froggy faithful |
Carrie | Virginia | Perk-a-Cola | On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me |
Carol | New York | Hot Fresh Coffee | Deck the halls with Buddy Holly |
David | Penn. | Caf Pow | We Old Folks Disoriented Are ... |
Elizabeth | Virginia | Dr. Salta | In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown |
Eric | Virginia | Laughing Clown Malt Liquor | Grandpa got run over by a beer truck |
Jackson | Colorado | Buzz Cola | Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay |
James | South Carolina | Butterbeer | Sleep in heavenly peas |
Katey | Florida | Grapefruit Spritzer | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Us |
Kristine | New York | Thai Tea | He's making a list, chicken and rice |
Larry | New York | Blue Milk | Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say |
Libby | Maine | Gurgleurp | You'll go down in Listerine |
Michael | Virginia | Alamo Beer | We three kings of porridge and tar |
Sarah | Virginia | Ambrosa | Olive, the other reindeer... |
Stewart | New Mexico | Slug-O-Cola | Noel, Noel, Barney's the King of Israel |
In case you wondered where these (mostly) fictitious beverages are consumed ...