Remember the Red Dean?   Big Bill Thompson?   The Little Flower?   No?   Good.   This quiz is for you.
Armed only with common sense and your funny bone, try to match the following nicknames with their true equivalents.

1.   The Great Compromiser
  a) Xaviera Hollander
  b) Joseph Stalin
  c) Henry Clay
  d) Daniel Webster

2.   Queen of the Nile
  a) Boat skippered by Humphrey Bogart
  b) Nefertiti
  c) Anwar Sadat's yacht
  d) Cleopatra

3.   The Battle of Hastings
  a) Hurriedly fought confrontation between Harvard
    and Yale drama clubs
  b) William the Conqueror's great victory over
      the English in 1066
  c) Legal suit fought by two pudding companies
      over plagiarism of a recipe
  d) Revolutionary War engagement on the Hudson River

4.   Old Hickory
  a) Euell Gibbons
  b) Andrew Jackson
  c) Jack Daniels' horse
  d) Babe Ruth's favorite bat

5.   Monticello
  a) Thomas Jefferson's home
  b) Mountain climbed by Pablo Casals in 1933
  c) Garibaldi's Prime Minister
  d) Largest member of the violin family

6.   Honest Abe
  a) Mayor Abe Beame
  b) Abraham Lincoln
  c) Abraham Jones (used car salesman)
  d) Abraham Zapruder

7.   Stonewall
  a) Thomas Jonathan Jackson, great general of
    the Confederacy
  b) Dick Butkus
  c) Richard Nixon
  d) Truman Capote

8.   The Glorious Revolution
  a) Farrah Fawcett-Majors' departure from
      "Charlie's Angels"
  b) Invention of roll-on deodorant
  c) Oliver Cromwell's overthrow of the monarchy
      of seventeenth-century England
  d) Refusal by California bathers to obey
    swim wear regulations

9.   The Great Depression
  a) Sigmund Freud's famous headache
  b) Economic disaster of 1929
  c) Kate Smith's navel
  d) The San Andreas Fault

10.   The Franco-Prussian War
  a) Highly-publicized dispute at Swiss border
      between German and Italian noodle farmers
  b) War between France and Prussia, 1870-71
  c) Franco's 1893 skirmish with Germany
  d) Conflict between Charlemagne and the Huns
11.   Tippecanoe
  a) William Henry Harrison
  b) Hiawatha's secret nickname for his
    overweight mother
  c) John Tyler
  d) Craft in which Washington crossed the Delaware

12.   The Monitor
  a) Giant Dow-Jones ticker-tape screen
  b) U.S. Navy ship that sank the Virginia
  c) J. Edgar Hoover
  d) A mirror that detects bad breath

13.   Old Ironsides
  a) Raymond Burr's father
  b) Indian nickname for the first railroad engine
  c) Prince Otto von Bismarck
  d) The U.S.S. Constitution

14.   Bull Run
  a) The aftermath of Watergate
  b) A Civil War battle site
  c) A school for matadors
  d) Entrance to relief pitchers' bull pen

15.   Traveller
  a) Center for the Harlem Globetrotters
  b) Robert Vesco
  c) Robert E. Lee's horse
  d) Marco Polo

16.   The Great Gold Rush
  a) Mass emigration to California goldfields in 1849
  b) Mass emigration to California for suntans in 1966
  c) Federal raid on Colombian vessel smuggling
      marijuana
  d) Silent film starring Charlie Chaplin

17.   Poor Richard's Almanac
  a) RN:Memoirs
  b) Richard Burton's divorce file
  c) Book by Benjamin Franklin
  d) Richard Roe's desk calendar

18.   Old Rough and Ready
  a) President Zachary Taylor
  b) Mayor Richard Daley
  c) A coin-operated mechanical bull, popular in
      Texas bars and discotheques
  d) President Theodore Roosevelt

19.   The Little Corporal
  a) Shirley Temple movie
  b) Napoleon Bonaparte
  c) Child's portion of Kentucky Fried Chicken
  d) William Calley

20.   Broadway Joe
  a) The autobiography of Joe E. Lewis
  b) One of Lily Tomlin's characters
  c) Hero of a Harold Robbins novel
  d) Joe Namath