Political Chat
by Bob Chieger
To paraphrase a great American, "Everybody talks about politicians, but nobody
ever does anything about them "-- with most of the talk, we might add,
coming from the politicians themselves. Well, here's your chance to do
something ... just match the verbal and the visual caricature of each politico
on these pages.
1. "I don't know what sort of president he'd
make. He talks and talks and talks. He'd make a
helluva wife."
-- Groucho Marx describing _____.
2. "Remember his slogan, 'In your heart you
know he's right'; the implication being that your
head tells you he's way off base."
-- Dick Cavett on _____.
3. "It's all those famous sayings that he uses
from Lincoln and Shakespeare and people like
that. I want you to find me a lot of new trite
sayings I can use in my speeches."
-- Lyndon Johnson referring to _____.
4. "He is a genuine original. Or at least he was
before he got elected. God only knows what he is
now."
-- Hunter Thompson talking about _____.
5. "She knows nothing, apparently, but that
doesn't mean she won't talk."
-- Deep Throat on _____.
6. "He would have defied a few people. He
would have scared them to death. He has a file
on everybody."
-- Richard Nixon referring to _____.
7. "It is necessary to investigate before legislating.
But the line between investigation and persecuting is
a very fine one, and he has stepped over
it repeatedly."
-- Edward R. Murrow on _____.
8. "I hear that whenever anyone in the White
House tells a lie, he gets a royalty."
-- Johnny Carson on _____.
9. "He was the last president who spoke clear,
plain English. When he hired a man he called
him a 'good man' -- not the greatest or the best,
as Nixon would have."
-- Eugene McCarthy describing _____.
10. "He is California's way of celebrating the
Year of the Child."
-- Jimmy Carter talking about _____.
11. "He had an extraordinary ability to put public
issues into simple language. ... Today, I still
meet people who tell me they miss his voice in
their living rooms."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt on _____.
12. "I am not sure that he believes all the poison
that he preaches, but he is artful enough to convince
others that he does."
-- Martin Luther King describing _____.
13. "He steps out of the pages of Reader's Digest.
He's not mean, he keeps on smiling, and he
has no capacity for complexities. He's as direct
as Donald Duck."
-- Richard L. Strout ("TRB") on _____.
14. "He remains the liveliest reminder of our
time that there are admirable reasons for failing
to be president."
-- Alistair Cooke referring to _____.