Roads Scholar
by Derrick Niederman
in Brain-Teasers
Finish this story by filling in each blank with the name of a U.S. college or university.
A reckless driver had caused an accident on a TULANE highway. Unfortunately for him,
he was booked by the nastiest COPPIN STATE police history. The driver tried to make
excuses: "With all that fog, I couldn't SIENA thing out there, and the rain made me SKIDMORE ."
At that point, the man in blue responded angrily, "look mister, either you make BAYLOR spend
the night in jail."