1. Why was Moses the most wicked man? (Exodus 32: 15 — 19)
He broke all ten commandments at once.
2. Who spoke when he was just a baby?
Job -- he cursed the day he was born.
3. What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
4. How long was Noah in the belly of the whale?
Noah wasn't in the belly of the whale -- Jonah was.
5. What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
Flood lights.
6. How many animals did Noah bring into the empty ark?
One -- after that, it wasn't empty.
7. What character was the most ambitious man?
Jonah -- even a whale couldn't keep him down.
8. Who was the greatest actor in the Bible? Judges 16: 27 — 30)
Samson -- he brought the house down.
9. Which book in the Old Testament is a math book?
Numbers.
10. What Bible character may have only been a foot tall? (John 3: 1)
Nicodemus, since he was a ruler.
11. What did God say when Noah told him that he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
He said, "No, Noah. Go for wood. (Gopherwood)
12. What book of the Bible mentions a baseball player who hit 10 home runs?
Numbers 11:32 "He that gathered least gathered ten homers."
13. What book of the Bible mentions a lousy baseball player?
Psalm 19: 12. "Who can understand his errors?."
14. What book mentions a bad pitcher in baseball?
Ezekiel 36: 12. "Yea, I will cause them to walk"
15. Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible?
Genesis 3: 6. Eve stole first; Adam stole second.
16. Where is the second mention of baseball?
Judges 7: 20. Gideon and his men rallied their pitchers.
17. Where is the third mention of baseball?
Psalm 26: 1. "I shall not slide."
18. Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Adam -- he was the first in the human race.
19. Where was Solomon's temple?
On the side of his head.
20. Who rang the first bell?
Cain hit Abel.
21. For how long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
22. Who was the most successful doctor in the Bible?
Job -- he had the most patience.
23. Why was a woman in the Old Testament turned into a pillar of salt?
She was dissatisfied with her Lot.
24. What do you have that Cain and Abel never had?
Grandparents.
25. Where did the Israelites keep their money?
The banks of the Jordan.
26. How do we know that Cain took a nap after he killed Abel?
He went to the land of Nod.
27. How do we know God had a sense of humor?
He can take a rib.
28. Why didn't Jonah trust the ocean?
He knew there was something fishy in it.
29. What was the rudest animal on the ark?
The mockingbird.
30. Who killed a fourth of the people in the world?
Cain, when he killed Abel.
31. What was Eve's formal name?
MADAM ADAM.
32. What was Adam and Eve's phone number?
Adam 8 - 1 - 2.
33. What is the first medicine mentioned in the Bible?
The two tablets God gave to Moses.
34. Why was Moses buried in the land of Moab?
Because he was dead.
35. Did Noah have a pig in the ark?
Yes -- there was Ham.