Q: Who was the most successful physician in the Bible? 
A: Job - He had the most patients. 

 Which Bible character had no parents? 
Jonah, because he was brought up by a whale.


A Sunday School teacher read a passage from the Old Testament Book 
of Jonah to her class:
  And the Lord appointed a great fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah 
was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.  Then Jonah 
prayed to the Lord his God from the belly of the fish, saying,
'I called to the Lord out of my distress and He answered me. And the 
Lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.
  When she had finished reading, the teacher said, Now, children, 
you have heard the Bible story of Jonah and the whale. What does this 
story teach us Mark, a ten-year-old, shouted out, You can't keep a 
good man down!

Atheist: "Do you honestly believe that Jonah spent three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish?"
Preacher: "I don't know, sir, but when I get to heaven, I'll ask him."
Atheist: "But suppose he isn't in heaven?"
Preacher: "Then you ask him." 
 









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