Humorous Anecdote to Accompany The STORY
Chapter 23
Jesus' Ministry Begins
What cars did people drive?
In Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo as the passage urges Him to "Pursue your enemies with Your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
Some scholars insist Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it: In St. John's gospel Christ tells a crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Joshua's "Triumph was heard throughout the land." It obviously had a hole in its muffler.
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda because as scholars know, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
Do you know that John the Baptist rode a Toyota?
Well, he is the forerunner of God!
What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ-ler, of course!