Humorous Anecdotes to Accompany The STORY
Chapter 7 The Battle Begins
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, the son of Nun.
Who destroyed the walls of Jericho?
A minister, responsible for the religious education in a school, once visited one of the classes, to check out the education level. He asked the
students: "Please tell me, who destroyed the walls of jericho?"
One of the students stood up and said: "It was not me, Sir!"
The minister thought the kids were making fun of him, so he turned to the teacher and asked: "Is this the way students normally behave here?"
The teacher was puzzled and answered: "I think this student is very honest and I really don't believe he could do such a thing".
Confused, the minister went to his assistant and explained to him what had happened. The assistant replied: "I know this guy very well, as well
as his teacher, so I am absolutely sure none of them is guilty of destroying that wall".
When the minister heard this, he made a formal complaint before the Christian Eduation Commission. The answer he received from them was the
following:
"Dear Sir, let us not make a big issue out of this. We will pay for the damages caused, accounting for them as current school
repairs. Whatever the losses are, our insurance will cover them."