A good mathematics teacher, like
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Ford,
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has better ideas.
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Pan Am,
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makes the going great.
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Bayer aspirin,
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works wonders.
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General Electric,
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lights your path.
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Hallmark cards,
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cares enough to give the very best.
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Coke,
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is the real thing.
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Pepsi,
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has a lot to give.
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Tide,
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gets the stain out that others leave behind.
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VO-5 Hair spray,
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holds through all kinds of weather.
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Ivory soap,
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is 100% pure, mathematically speaking.
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Cheerios,
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makes you feel groovy.
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Frosted Flskes,
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makes you feel gr-r-r-reat!
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Sears,
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has everything.
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Master Charge,
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is good for emergencies.
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State Farm,
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is like a good neighbor, always near.
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Good mathematics teachers are like
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Mattel toys:
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You know they're swell.
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Dial Soap:
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Aren't you glad you know them? Don't you wish everybody did?
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Alka Seltzer:
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Try them, you'll like them.
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All State:
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You're in good hands.
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