Politically Correct
Christmas Carols
1. Approach Everyone Who Is Loyal ________
2. Ecstacy Toward The Celestial Sphere ________
3. Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize ________
4. Hey, Miniscule Urban Area South of Jerusalem ________
5. Quiescent Nocturnal Period ________
6. Petite Drei Autocrats Near The Rising Sol ________
7. The Fundamental Carol ________
8. Embellish The Corridors ________
9. Fantasizing Concerning An Albino Yuletide ________
10. I Beheld My Maternal Parent Osculating A Corpulent Unshaven
Male In A Crimson Guise ________
11. Mutton Observers Ogle A Bevy Under Eventide ________
12. A Thing Manifests Itself At The Onset Of A Transparent
Evening ________
13. The Nativity Sapling ________
14. What Offspring Abides Thus? ________
15. Removed In A Bovine Food Trough ________
16. Valentino, The Flushed Proboscis Wapiti ________
17. The Urchin Percussionist ________
18. My Father Nick Approaches The Metropolis ________
19. Seraphim We Aurally Detected In The Stratosphere ________
20. Strolling Through A Miraculous Terrain During A Time Of
Hibernation ________
21. Deity Repose Those Jovial Cavaliers ________
22. Bleached Yuletide ________
23. Consecrated Time Lacking Sunlight ________
24. Hither Approaches A Rotund Gentleman In Crimson ________
25. Sterling Chimes ________
26. A Fresh Start To Perceive A Batch Similar To Navidad ________
27. All Hanker For You A Pleasant Yuletide ________
28. Allow Frozen Precipitation To Occur Three Times ________
29. Retain A Vivacious, Lilliputian Day Of Yuletide Just For You
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30. You Will Find Me At My Residence On December 25 ________