Politically Correct
Christmas Carols



1. Approach Everyone Who Is Loyal ________

2. Ecstacy Toward The Celestial Sphere ________

3. Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize ________

4. Hey, Miniscule Urban Area South of Jerusalem ________

5. Quiescent Nocturnal Period ________

6. Petite Drei Autocrats Near The Rising Sol ________

7. The Fundamental Carol ________

8. Embellish The Corridors ________

9. Fantasizing Concerning An Albino Yuletide ________

10. I Beheld My Maternal Parent Osculating A Corpulent Unshaven Male In A Crimson Guise ________

11. Mutton Observers Ogle A Bevy Under Eventide ________

12. A Thing Manifests Itself At The Onset Of A Transparent Evening ________

13. The Nativity Sapling ________

14. What Offspring Abides Thus? ________

15. Removed In A Bovine Food Trough ________

16. Valentino, The Flushed Proboscis Wapiti ________

17. The Urchin Percussionist ________

18. My Father Nick Approaches The Metropolis ________

19. Seraphim We Aurally Detected In The Stratosphere ________

20. Strolling Through A Miraculous Terrain During A Time Of Hibernation ________

21. Deity Repose Those Jovial Cavaliers ________

22. Bleached Yuletide ________

23. Consecrated Time Lacking Sunlight ________

24. Hither Approaches A Rotund Gentleman In Crimson ________

25. Sterling Chimes ________

26. A Fresh Start To Perceive A Batch Similar To Navidad ________

27. All Hanker For You A Pleasant Yuletide ________

28. Allow Frozen Precipitation To Occur Three Times ________

29. Retain A Vivacious, Lilliputian Day Of Yuletide Just For You ________

30. You Will Find Me At My Residence On December 25 ________


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