Politically Correct
Christmas Carols
1. Approach Everyone Who Is Loyal Oh Come All Ye Faithful
2. Ecstacy Toward The Celestial Sphere Joy to The World
3. Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize Hark, The Herald Angels Sing
4. Hey, Miniscule Urban Area South of Jerusalem Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
5. Quiescent Nocturnal Period Silent Night
6. Petite Drei Autocrats Near The Rising Sol We Three Kings of Orient Are
7. The Fundamental Carol The First Noel
8. Embellish The Corridors Deck The Halls
9. Fantasizing Concerning An Albino Yuletide I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
10. I Beheld My Maternal Parent Osculating A Corpulent Unshaven
Male In A Crimson Guise I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
11. Mutton Observers Ogle A Bevy Under Eventide As Shepherds Watched Their Flock by Night
12. A Thing Manifests Itself At The Onset Of A Transparent
Evening It Came Upon The Midnight Clear
13. The Nativity Sapling Oh Christmas Tree
14. What Offspring Abides Thus? What Child is this?
15. Removed In A Bovine Food Trough
Away in a Manger
16. Valentino, The Flushed Proboscis Wapiti Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
17. The Urchin Percussionist The Little Drummer Boy
18. My FaTher Nick Approaches The Metropolis Santa Claus is Coming to Town
19. Seraphim We Aurally Detected In The Stratosphere Angels We have Heard on High
20. Strolling Through A Miraculous Terrain During A Time Of
Hibernation
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
21. Deity Repose Those Jovial Cavaliers God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
22. Bleached Yuletide White Christmas
23. Consecrated Time Lacking Sunlight Oh Holy Night
24. HiTher Approaches A Rotund Gentleman In Crimson Here Comes Santa Claus
25. Sterling Chimes Silver Bells
26. A Fresh Start To Perceive A Batch Similar To Navidad
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
27. All Hanker For You A Pleasant Yuletide We Wish You a Merry Christmas
28. Allow Frozen Precipitation To Occur Three Times Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
29. Retain A Vivacious, Lilliputian Day Of Yuletide Just For You
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
30. You Will Find Me At My Residence On December 25 I'll be Home for Christmas