Politically Correct
Christmas Carols



1. Approach Everyone Who Is Loyal         Oh Come All Ye Faithful

2. Ecstacy Toward The Celestial Sphere         Joy to The World

3. Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize         Hark, The Herald Angels Sing

4. Hey, Miniscule Urban Area South of Jerusalem         Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

5. Quiescent Nocturnal Period         Silent Night

6. Petite Drei Autocrats Near The Rising Sol         We Three Kings of Orient Are

7. The Fundamental Carol         The First Noel

8. Embellish The Corridors         Deck The Halls

9. Fantasizing Concerning An Albino Yuletide         I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

10. I Beheld My Maternal Parent Osculating A Corpulent Unshaven Male In A Crimson Guise         I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

11. Mutton Observers Ogle A Bevy Under Eventide         As Shepherds Watched Their Flock by Night

12. A Thing Manifests Itself At The Onset Of A Transparent Evening         It Came Upon The Midnight Clear

13. The Nativity Sapling         Oh Christmas Tree

14. What Offspring Abides Thus?         What Child is this?

15. Removed In A Bovine Food Trough
Away in a Manger

16. Valentino, The Flushed Proboscis Wapiti         Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer

17. The Urchin Percussionist         The Little Drummer Boy

18. My FaTher Nick Approaches The Metropolis         Santa Claus is Coming to Town

19. Seraphim We Aurally Detected In The Stratosphere         Angels We have Heard on High

20. Strolling Through A Miraculous Terrain During A Time Of Hibernation
Walking in a Winter Wonderland

21. Deity Repose Those Jovial Cavaliers         God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

22. Bleached Yuletide         White Christmas

23. Consecrated Time Lacking Sunlight         Oh Holy Night

24. HiTher Approaches A Rotund Gentleman In Crimson         Here Comes Santa Claus

25. Sterling Chimes         Silver Bells

26. A Fresh Start To Perceive A Batch Similar To Navidad
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

27. All Hanker For You A Pleasant Yuletide         We Wish You a Merry Christmas

28. Allow Frozen Precipitation To Occur Three Times         Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

29. Retain A Vivacious, Lilliputian Day Of Yuletide Just For You
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

30. You Will Find Me At My Residence On December 25         I'll be Home for Christmas


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